Here are some made up characters!
My name? Invader Jojo. By the way, d'you know that kid who sits diagonally from Dib??? That's me. Good disguise, huh? That's why I pelt Zim with paperballs and still get good grades, because i'm smart and I give zim messages on how to improve his strategies of ruling the earth, even though he won't.
D.I.R malfunctioned while we were getting here, because I spilled my energy drink on him while we were coming here in my vootrunner. I'm pretty good at thinking, and i started a buisiness of stores called B.J's (which stands for Bimbo Jojo's)