On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A Zimmy night of Christmas Doom!
(la dee da, you should know how it goes)
2 nanoships
3 attentive SIRs
4 pairs of germs
5 cherry poops
6 squeedly spooches
7 Krazy tacos
8 Game Slave 2s
9 X-scopes-a-lookin
10 vootrunners-a-flyin
11 rubber piggies
12 Halloweenies (huh?)
13 Scary Monkies
14 frosted cupcakes
15 bean burritos
16 chocolate bubblegums
17 Irken Invaders
18 Parent Decoys
19 guidy chippy things
20 squirrels-doin-like-this
21 water baloons
22 Mc Meaties burgers
23 Ultra Peepis
24 Moosey fates
25 Bloaty's Pizza Hogs
26 giant pimples
27 Planet Jackers
28 Achne Blasters
29 Poop Dog Cola bars
30 skool children
31 Invasions of Earth (Dib: Never!)